Spend too much time on the internet and you'll end up thinking young men today fall into one of two camps: hypersensitive puppy dogs trying to fund-raise their way to true love, or those guys who think flirting means getting shitfaced and screaming rape threats down a traffic cone at girls in the street. While this picture isn't percent accurate, it does seem that too many guys have adopted either the love formula or the Bro Bible as their seduction template, and frankly either of those approaches is as erotic to us as the idea of getting finger-banged in a Jacuzzi by the Elephant Man. Of course, we know you're not all dumbasses.

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Our editorial content is not influenced by any commissions we receive. In her weekly column, she gives Complex readers insight into what today's young women really think about love, sex, and relationships. Most people assume that the dude just has tons of money, and that might be true, but a lot of times cash has absolutely nothing to do with it. First of all, good looks are subjective. I usually check out the table of homies laughing and having a really good time or the crispy dude wearing the buttery new Wallabees. Women are drawn to guys that carry themselves proudly, not the moody, depressed heads that slump in the corner with their hood pulled up. Which brings me to my next point All that dopamine our bodies release makes us crave it like a drug.
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Apparently, the younger crowd, between the ages of 18 and 29, have more sex than everybody else, with an average of times per year, or about two times a week. Good for you, young people. Live it the fuck up. Those stats start to decline once you hit 30, and it was found that people between the ages of 30 and 39 get it on about 86 times a year, which equals about one romp per week, with an extra nookie or two on holidays. Those who had the least amount of sex were 40 to year olds, who only managed to boink 69 haha times a year. Womp womp. So sad.
Users are reminded that any links below are independent from Vancouver Free Press Publishing Corporation, and we do not endorse, control, or make any representations, warranties, or conditions concerning their contents or links. I am one of those women who does not exist. I want sex just as much as my boyfriend does. I want it every day, hard and rough. I spent a long time wondering what was wrong with me or wrong with my relationships before I accepted that I just have a very high libido. Luckily, I know how to masturbate. Sex and relative libidos, like everything else in a relationship, end up in compromise.